No one will look at this, but I'm here all the same. Consider this for me(read all the way through):

I have no message to convey, no purpose to my writing. I wish that perhaps it would make you, the audience, think and ponder my every word. Alas, I have no such talent. My words strike no harmonic chord, no symbolic purpose. Ask any English teacher and you shall find that there is indeed no meaning in this passage. And as the author, I simply say that this is to be enjoyed as simply a paragraph, free of the need to be analyzed. There is nothing here to examine, nothing below the level of the text, no Bloom’s taxonomy to be applied. Revel in the simple glee of this piece of knowledge: once you are done reading this passage, you will never have to think of it again, never have to ponder its depth, never have to mention it or speak of it, never have to remember its existence...but you will anyways.